Here are many quotes with the intent to provoke thoughts. What kind of thoughts, I'm not sure, because most of them were written by my freinds. You have been warned.
'Cheese And Wine Make Expenses Seem Less Queer'
'The World Is A Place Where Fools Come To Die'
'Good Wine Makes Girls Beautiful'
'You May Ride A Horse Well, But Don't Try To Juggle 17 Tomatoes At The Same Time'
'The Eater Of Pancakes Counts Not His Morning'
'The Bear Knew 9 Songs – All Were About Pigs'
'A Feather Does Not Stick When Completely Underwater'
'What Ever Hobbles When It Can Walk?'
'Bones Bring Dogs'
'Without Cake, One Cannot Be Happy For Cake Fills That Empty Spot In The Stomach'
'Out Of The Leather Comes A Worthy Man'
'With Money, One Can Even Buy A Dirty Janitor's Toilet'
'A Dog Limps When There Is A Reason To Limp'
'A Short Man Gets A Strawberry From The Earth, Thus Sealing His Fate'
'A Man With Soft Ears Is Sure To Eat Garlic During Times Of Excitement'
'When You See Lizard Lick Him Tongue, You Know Him No Floss'
'He Who Is Not Yet Dead Cannot Be Proven To Have Been Born'
'Without A Beard, A Man Is Mistaken For A Drunken Man'
'Feed Humans And All That Will Come Of It Is A Plague Of Spoiled Fat People'
'He Who Spits Into An Ant's Nest Will Eat Moldy Bread For All Of Eternity'
'The Bullock Does Not Get Tired Until Clogg Say It Time'
'The English Have 100 Religions But No God'
'You Won't Hide An Awl, But Pigs Have Fat Butts And Are Stupid And They Eat Yucky Stuff'
'No Matter How Much One Covers A Steaming Imu, The Lion Is King'
'The Naked Will Always Huddle Around A Steaming Imu'
'The Dirtier The Hands, The Longer They Need To Be Washed'
'Where There Is Sunshine, There Are Rocks'
'The Whole World Is A Market For MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!'
'Human Life Is Like A Donkey Wrestling Match'
'When The Meat Is Done The Dogs Are Loyal'
'Don't Put An Ornament On A Mad Rhino If You Value Your Health'
'He Who Drinks Wine Early Gets Drunk At Night'
'At The End Of The Game The Chickens Play'
'From That Dust Comes A Chihuahua With Nachos In His Sombrero Big'
'If Your Sword Is Short, You Are A WIMP'
'He Who Doesn't Keep His Eyes Open Breaks His Nose When He Runs Into The Wall'
